Flight

“What a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason, how infinite in faculties, in form and moving how express and admirable, in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a God!”—Hamlet, William Shakespeare.

Look away! I am boring. My powers are beyond most peoples comprehensions. I love meeting new people. I’m an adventurer. A genius. I am a Denver historian and space buff amateur rocket scientist. I am a gardener. A farmer in the city with an urban pumpkin patch. I’m quirky. I have opinions. I’m a laid back warrior. Do people still communicate? I have hope that they do. I’m a word crafter. I like mystery. I like ‘Fantasia.’ I like butter. I like rambling. I like burnt popcorn. I like the symphony. I like culture. I like glasses. I like taupe. I am a loner but not really. I speak German. I have a twin sister. I have a wicked crazy sense of humor in a dry sorta funny way. Sometimes I limp around just for fun. Just call me Limpy. I’ve dabbled in stand-up comedy, improv and other comic related gigs. I once built a guitar out of raw ground beef. That’s power.

I like archaeoastronomy. Yes I said archaeoastronomy. My interests are far, far reaching. Lunar geology, sun shades, comedy, absurdness, Christmas trees, sensual massage, photo ops, crunchy peanut butter, english muffins, butter Slurpees, bacon, fry bread, shopping, regression, rings, top hats, spending money, wood work, people watching, metal smithing, Industrial Arts, Sea Monkies, acting, swooning, lard, reading, photography, listening and many other neat things blah blah blah.

I am learning to play the harmonica aka the blues harp aka the Mississippi saxophone. I am a lover of music of all kinds from classical to World to rap to country to Tenacious D to U2, the best band on Earth. I wouldn’t mind becoming a space tourist one day. If I had a spare 20 million cash, I would go to the International Space Station to perform scientific experiments of my own design.

I have a blog. It’s a showcase for my talent.

Go Broncos.

My favorite movie ever is “Back to the Future.” In-situ resource utilization is a passion of mine. I enjoy space, traveling, cake walks, news and current events, dessert, writing, coffee, singing, skipping, Mars, U2, film, arrowroot, odd pop cultury humor, DVD, darts, disc golf, geology, sitting in silence, joking and leaping! One either loves me or hates me. There is no middle ground.

I generally like all people who are not assholes or snobbish pricks. Some likes include: Jello. Rings. Top hats. Fox Holes. radhole. Sticks. Mountain Dew. Coffee. Poetry. Nintendo. Grocery shopping. Shopping. Spending money. Sea Monkies. Film. Acting. Pedicures. Fashion. Incredible Hulk comic books. Short skirts. Honesty. Garbage Pail Kids. Physics. Science. Native American history. Archaeoastronomy. Ancient cultures. Time travel. History. Human spaceflight. Mission control. Mars. Meteorology.

Denver hot spots: Stellas Coffee Haus, Hi-Dive, Grizzly Rose, Polly Esters, Denver Museum of Nature and Science, Farmer’s Markets, Sancho’s Broken Arrow, The Church, Damascus Restaurant, Jerusalem’s Restaurant, Blue Bonnet Cafe and Lounge, Santiago’s, Tattered Cover. Parks. Trains. Sidewlks. Blubber.

One Me to rule them all, One Me to find them, One Me to bring them all and in the valley bind them.